sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

posted on July 31st   62,406 notes   via humorking   Source

welfareglasses:

when baes parents leave

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posted on July 31st   6,520 notes   via officialwhitegirls   Source

heckayeah:

american sex ed

posted on July 31st   315,726 notes   via lissieloohoo   Source

❝ Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. ❞

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

"it’s a competition none of us agreed to"  I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever. 

(via dynastylnoire)

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

posted on July 30th   17,894 notes   via kixxinq   Source

sassygaymalec:

kaciart:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup

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sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me

posted on July 30th   213,844 notes   via happiest   Source

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

posted on July 30th   420,058 notes   via departured   Source

fuckonthis:

this is so important.

you fucking asshole.

posted on July 30th   402,472 notes   via chameleoninabagofskittles   Source

cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

posted on July 30th   268,036 notes   via candidbandit   Source